Saturday Night One Shot

It's saturday. You're coming back for the weekly game. But this week, there'll be a one shot instead. (Press Enter to go down stairs i.e. ">")

Important: I've discovered a number of bugs in this build (most notably XP not resetting on level up), but will delay fixes until after judging for 7drl, or upload a separate project. For judges, please consider the game marked retroactively "unfinished".